Questa č la pagina di:
 

.......Ale

Un uomo, una desinenza!

Questa pagina č dedicata ad una persona di cui, per motivi di riservatezza, non č possibile rendere pubblica l'identitā. Eccovi comunque un suo breve hemmmmm..... "PROFILO"....., in modo tale che chi lo conosce possa facilmente capire di chi si tratta...


 
NOME: ALE(ssandro)
COGNOME: TOP SECRET
SPECIALIZZATO IN: SPARARE CAZZATE
HA UNA FIGLIA DI NOME: ARIANNA
VIVE A: BRUXELLES

MaiALE
NatALE
SentimentALE
SpaziALE
GenitALE  
 
GeniALE
OrizzontALE
VerticALE
NavALE
OcchiALE
RegALE
InvernALE
CriminALE
GiornALE
SettimanALE
FloreALE
VegetALE  
MusicALE
SpettrALE
LetALE
TombALE
StivALE
SegnALE
TropicALE
NeutrALE
CarnevALE
OspitALE
CerebrALE
InfernALE
MedioevALE
DemenziALE
GioviALE
BestiALE
TemporALE
TeatrALE
CannocchiALE  
OspedALE
PostALE
MortALE
SiderALE
PugnALE
DecimALE ,03
MondiALE
DigitALE
CelestiALE
SperimentALE
AnimALE
PiramidALE
  

Vaffan...

(OVVERO: le molteplici realta' di Ale...)


ALE: Attribute Logic Engine
ALE: Atlanta Linux Enthusiasts
Redhook ALE Beer
The REAL ALE Festival
The Campaign for REAL ALE
Steak & ALE
ALE Street News
INH-ALE...

An-ALE
Astr-ALE
Rett-ALE
Settentrion-ALE
Subnorm-ALE
Matrimoni-ALE
Emorroid-ALE
Omosessu-ALE
Cleric-ALE
Artigian-ALE
Paranorm-ALE 
Bi-sessu-ALE

  DRUMMER JOKES

What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality!

What do Ginger Baker and 7-11 coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream!

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, so long as a roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him...

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.

If a dollar bill was laying in the center of a room, and the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who would get the money?
The drummer with bad time, because the other three don't exist!

What do you get if you cross a drummer with a gorilla?
A really dumb gorrilla!

Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
Because it can keep a steady beat and won't sleep with your girlfriend.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.

Why do keyboard players put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.

How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
The knocking speeds up.

How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
He doesn't know when to come in...

"Why do you hang around with that drummer??"
"Beats me!"

Why a drum solo is just like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it...

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey, guys - why don't we try one of my songs???"

A new customer walks into the new store on the block that sells brains. There are three glass cases, each containing a nice wet quivering grey brain. The first one says "Astrophysicist", and it costs $10. The second says "Avon Salesman" and costs $1000. The third says "Drummer" and costs $10,000. The customer is confused, and questions the salesperson.
"I don't get it...why would I want a drummer's brain for $10,000 when I canget an astrophysicists' for $10?".
The salesman replies, "Because it's never been used!"

Two salesmen are in a bar. One says to the other: "I bet you I can relate to anyone in this bar, I'm such a good salesman." The other replies: "You think so, huh? Well, sure. But I pick the guys". - "OK", says the first, "you're on!"
The other grabs the guy sitting at the table next to them and tells the first salesman: "here, this one". This first subject is dressed in a three-piece suit and is carrying Wall Street Week. The salesman asks him: "what's your IQ?" - "190". So they chat for a while about the stock market, particle physics, and Non-Euclidean geometry.
"OK", says the other salesman, "that was pretty good, but you still have two more to go". He looks around and grabs a guy dressed in jeans, a tee-shirt, and a baseball cap worn backwards. The salesman asks him: "What's you're IQ?" - "About 100". So they chat for a while about baseball, cars, and the various women in the bar.
"Fine", says the other salesman, "but there's still one to go". So he goes to the back of the bar, grabs a really scummy looking guy in a muscle shirt and shorts and asks him: "what's your IQ?" - "About 60" - "Oh! What kind of sticks do you use???"

  VISIT ALE's SPONSORS!

Per aggiungere altre immagini... o aggiungere altri links!
 


The beginning - The PM comeback - The Cyber Rap page
The Walrus Club story - PM news updates - The PM 30-N-ALE
PM Flash backs - PM F.A.Q. - PM faces - PM humor
The Poveracci page - PM around the world
Fab's page - Mau's page - Max's page
PM fan club - PM guestbook - PM sponsor

BACK TO THE HOMEPAGE