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A new customer walks into the new store on the block that sells brains. There are three glass cases, each containing a nice wet
quivering grey brain. The first one says "Astrophysicist", and it costs $10. The second says "Avon Salesman" and costs $1000.
The third says "Drummer" and costs $10,000. The customer is confused, and questions the salesperson.
"I don't get it...why would I want a drummer's brain for $10,000 when I canget an astrophysicists' for $10?".
The salesman replies, "Because it's never been used!"
Two salesmen are in a bar. One says to the other: "I bet you I can relate to anyone in this bar, I'm such a good salesman." The
other replies: "You think so, huh? Well, sure. But I pick the guys". - "OK", says the first, "you're on!"
The other grabs the guy sitting at the table next to them and tells the first salesman: "here, this one". This first subject is dressed in a three-piece suit and is carrying Wall Street Week. The salesman asks him: "what's your IQ?" - "190". So they chat for a while about the stock market, particle physics, and Non-Euclidean geometry.
"OK", says the other salesman, "that was pretty good, but you still have two more to go". He looks around and grabs a guy dressed in jeans, a tee-shirt, and a baseball cap worn backwards. The salesman asks him: "What's you're IQ?" - "About 100". So they
chat for a while about baseball, cars, and the various women in the bar.
"Fine", says the other salesman, "but there's still one to go". So he goes to the back of the bar, grabs a really scummy looking guy in a muscle shirt and shorts and asks him: "what's your IQ?" - "About 60" - "Oh! What kind of sticks do you use???"
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